tomfolio wiki / Cat Quotes (by Cats)

- Make the world your playground.

- Whenever you miss the litter tray, cover it up. Dragging a clean sock

over it helps.

- If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

- When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.

- Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.

- Nap often.

- When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

- Life is hard, and then you nap.

- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

- When in doubt, cop an attitude.

- Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day,

annoy them.

- Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.

- Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.

- A bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

From the Koratworld newsletter

Kittenterference: The pattern run by a cat around one's legs in order

to make walking in a straight line impossible, while appearing totally

innocent (really!). Often employed in the context of another,

misbehaving cat.

Broadcatting: The tendency of many felines to announce their presence

to the world, often, and to no one in particular. Sometimes known as

"talking to the mothership".

Hydroproxiphiliphobia: The irresistable urge to get as close as

possible to any source of running water, while maintaining an absolute

prohibition on getting wet.

Autofelinoplasty: The phenomenon that causes one to fall asleep, only

to wake up hours later with cats attached.

Caterwalling: Two or more cats so arranged as to prevent a human from

reaching any objective. Never ever done on purpose. I mean that.

Meowancholy: The unsatisfied disposition, of a feline upset that

today's petting and playtime only lasted 2 hours.

and finally...

Kittendifference: The attitude projected by a cat that finally has

your attention after meowing at you for 10 minutes straight.

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